Above you will find an 11-second video of a Pomeranian sneezing. The sneezing is alarming. The dog is cute. The combination is funny. The video has 5.6 million views.
Why Are 5 Million People Weirdly Obsessed With Video Sneezing?!
Why, you ask, have so many people watched this video of a dog sneezing? Eleven seconds is not long enough to truly procrastinate with, so it must be something else. A few theories:
- It turns out that dog-sneezing videos are the foolproof cure for summertime sadness.
- Millions of people believe this delightfully strange dog to be their true spirit animal. Who hasn’t had allergies that bad?
- No one has even heard anything like the sound he makes while he sneezes. What is that noise?! It’s the perfect new alarm clock noise, that’s what.
- Just … the Internet.